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Why I Love Kevin Nguyen.

  • Kevin Nguyen: Today, we watched porn in class lol
  • Me: Wow, was it censored?
  • Kevin Nguyen: No, hella surprised
  • Me: What was it?
  • Kevin Nguyen: Well not cuz that
  • Me: Just penis and vag?
  • Kevin Nguyen: Yeah but it was an asian guy and he was huuuge hahaha
  • Me: What was the point of the video?
  • Kevin Nguyen: Hella funny, so it starts with this asian guy, who's like an editor for porn and then his boss calls him and tells him he needs him to come help
  • Me: lol...I'm not talking about the plot.
  • Kevin Nguyen: So the porn star thats supposed to show up doesn't
  • Me: What was the point of watching a porno in class
  • Kevin Nguyen: so he does her, haha
  • Kevin Nguyen: Ooooh
  • Kevin Nguyen: lol
  • Kevin Nguyen: ummm...
  • Thanks for explaining the plot for me Kevin.

I love my sister! I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW! I'm using tumblr too much...

  • me: I HAVE A TUMBLR
  • me: SANDY
  • me: IM SO GREAT
  • me: I FEEL SO YOUNG
  • Sandy: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
  • me: LOL SEE
  • me: HAHAHA
  • me: YOU OLD
  • Sandy: omg..i'm so old..i donno what it means
  • me: GIRL
  • Sandy: jonathan!
  • Sandy: stop...making..me..feeel...old
  • me: lol its like twitter
  • Sandy: lol
  • Sandy: i've heard of it
  • Sandy: so what makes it different from twitter?
  • me: I don't know yet, I just started using it...
  • Sandy: is tumblr like that thing on the office
  • me: Now you can read my daily nonsensical thoughts anytime and stop calling me
  • Sandy: lol..i'm still gonna call you

It’s in the morning, went to go grab coffee. Very average, I look outside and I see a man smoking outside while eating a banana.

I’m trying to find an image or video of what just took place. Found some interesting things.

1. Multiple websites with inquires like “Will smoking banana peels get you high?”

1a. Apparently there’s something called “…Bananadine in them which is a psychoactive tryptamine chemically related to LSD and DMT.” and other funny chemical names like Bananyocine, Bananodin, and Banrack (which is the street-name named after its crack-rock like shape.) 

 2a. Originally a hoax was designed to raise questions about the ethics of making psychoactive drugs illegal and prosecuting those who took them: “what if the common banana contained psychoactive properties, how would the government react?” 

2. And this video of some dudes smoking weed out from a hollowed out banana. 

Ode to you man smoking while eating a banana. Now I know more useless things.

Just watched this, most epic movie ever. Couldn’t stop laughing.
Questions that should pop into your head while viewing this movie:

Is this really a movie about owls? 

Yes

I see books in this movie, how can owls write? 

With their claws and hilariously oversizes quills.

I see craft-able accessories (e.g metal armors, metal helmets) and also large structures that resemble buildings, how do owls do this? 

They have blacksmiths and other professions. They hold things with their claws. As for building, it’ll probably take them a long time to build something since they’re using their claws or callin’ on their animal homies, but interestingly the show knowledge of pulleys, levers, and simple machinery. 

If animals have sentience, why are owls on top?

Only God knows.

Just watched this, most epic movie ever. Couldn’t stop laughing.

Questions that should pop into your head while viewing this movie:

Is this really a movie about owls?

Yes

I see books in this movie, how can owls write?

With their claws and hilariously oversizes quills.

I see craft-able accessories (e.g metal armors, metal helmets) and also large structures that resemble buildings, how do owls do this?

They have blacksmiths and other professions. They hold things with their claws. As for building, it’ll probably take them a long time to build something since they’re using their claws or callin’ on their animal homies, but interestingly the show knowledge of pulleys, levers, and simple machinery. 

If animals have sentience, why are owls on top?

Only God knows.

@MichaelRaquinio & for all ya’ll Star Wars fan, these are awesome vintage posters by illustrator Steve Thomas. I feel like re-watching all 6 episodes. Baby, get ready to waste 12 hours tomorrow.

(Source: stevethomasart.blogspot.com)

Uly, I LOVE your dad.

Random Thoughts 1

"If I told you [significant other of more or equal value] you look horrible today, but I really like it when you look horrible."

Its okay right?

My original random thought was, if I told you you look like a piece of crap, but I really liked crap, its okay right? 

Okay I lied, If i told you you looked like a k-pop star, its okay right?

I streamed youtube videos all night, sort of influenced by Asian pop culture right now.

Incidentally, I don’t know how to use tumblr!

I can relate my history (all four minutes of it!) with tumblr in a childhood memory. Walking around with a boner in my unisex faded pink shorts in the 3rd grade with no reservations. 

"You gotta boner" said a early sexually exposed friend.

Ruined my childhood.

1. Whats a boner?
2. Its going to happen, might as well live with it.
3. Learning about it, turns out it was the best thing in my life.

So I compare and contrast with my developing relationship with tumblr.

People walking around talking about what they posted on tumblr.

"You don’t have a tumblr?" said a late sexually exposed friend.

Didn’t ruin my life, but definitely cool points at the moment.

1. Whats a tumblr?
2. Its going to happen, might as well live with it.
3. Learning about it, turns out it could be a thing in my life.

Almost like a ship setting off in its maiden voyage, I will drink (smashing wouldn’t make sense, it’ll just hurt.) this bottle of champagne and set out on my adventures with tumblr. 

Also ahoy sailor @E.T. Mac